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Heroes of the Afghan War

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

"Spoilsports"

'Shoot him!? I don't even know him.'

Tariff Wars

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Alternative fielding positions

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Tariffs"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

The Costs Of Doing War.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

The Future

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor