War Tactician Gifts

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

'Shoot him!? I don't even know him.'

Tariff Wars

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Tariffs"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

The Costs Of Doing War.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Human males marking territory.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

The Future

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'I think this is a bit over the top.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

The Great Conqueror of all.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'