Political Tactician Gifts

"Richard just came in - he must have had a board meeting."

The president's men

"What was I thinking?!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

The Greek Trampoline

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

We Used to Build Things

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carrot VS Stick

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

Euro Bait

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Impotent Democracy

House vs. Senate

Angela Merkel

The great Tea Bag Scam!

Tsipras and Merkel

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

No Unknown Unknowns

Voting in the UK

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"