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"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Alternative fielding positions

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Football.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'What a control freak!'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Human males marking territory.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Next!"

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

GREENLAND

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."