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"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Football.

'What a control freak!'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Human males marking territory.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Arsene Wenger

"Next!"

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

GREENLAND

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."