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"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Chess Trainer

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Servicemen.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Football.

'What a control freak!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Battle.

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

'Quick! Play dead!'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

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