Territory Tactician T-Shirts

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

GREENLAND

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

Human males marking territory.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

US and the EU

Kitchen Tetris

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Whither NATO?"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'