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'I guess i's not the worst brawl we've ever seen... but I suppose we should penalize someone anyway.'

Servicemen.

Tariff Wars

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

US and the EU

Alternative fielding positions

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Tariffs"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Golf

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."