Treasury Tactician Pillows

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Tariff Wars

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

US and the EU

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Tariffs"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"That was a rumor day."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Human males marking territory.

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

"It's written in invisible ink."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"Whither NATO?"