Tax Tactician Pillows

"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."

'It's driving me crazy. I keep having this recurring dream about discovering a terrific tax gimmick and then I wake up before it's revealed to me.'

'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

The Tax Form Design Center

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

IRS battling CPAs.

"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'

Are you rich enough for tax loopholes?

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."

Death and Taxes

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'Two jobs? -- Oh, the greedy type, eh?'

'Evasion is such an ugly term - we prefer to call it lunch bill 'planning'.'

Tax Loophole: Putting Everything in the dog's name.

"A penny, excluding VAT, for your thoughts, JB?"

"If Congress passes the new GOP tax plan we won't have to sell the farm to pay the death tax...!"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Well, Santa, considering the back taxes you owe, it appears your spirit of giving doesn't extend year round."

'You have cheated on your income tax and you're going to have to pay the penalty. Sorry Dad.'

"We've soaked 'sin' to the limit. How a bout a 'virtue' tax?"

"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

The fine balance of tax cuts and increases.

Tax dodge computer game

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'You say you've got plenty of nothing? Well, we think plenty of ANYTHING is worth taxing!'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."