Tax Return Tacticians Pillows

IRS - Follow the Teardrops.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

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"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

"It's written in invisible ink."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'