Tax Time Tactician Pillows

C.S.I.R.S.

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

father and son

'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"So how did your audit go?"

"On the other hand, with your investment losses you'll be in a lower tax bracket at tax time!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Tax Collector

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"It's written in invisible ink."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'