Tax Time Tactician Gifts

C.S.I.R.S.

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

father and son

'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"So how did your audit go?"

"On the other hand, with your investment losses you'll be in a lower tax bracket at tax time!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Tax Collector

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

"It's written in invisible ink."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'