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"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Offshore tax havens.

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Keep a lid on it!'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'