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"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Offshore tax havens.

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'Keep a lid on it!'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'