Tax Tactic Master Pillows

"There's accounting, there's creative accounting, and then there's G. Thomas Whatly."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

Offshore tax havens.

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

IRS: April is the cruelest month.

'You can buy low and sell high, but they still tax you right down the middle!'

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'I'll have 40 percent of what he's having.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Gentlemen, recall, it's our people that make this company profitable; especially the ones that come up with loose interpretations of tax and securities laws.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.