Tax Tactics Lover Pillows

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Footing The Bill

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget