Tax Tactics Fan Pillows

Offshore tax havens.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

Footing The Bill

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget