Tax Tactics Fan Pillows

Offshore tax havens.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Footing The Bill

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'