Tax Loophole Fan Pillows

I heart tax loopholes.

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"No more stress!"

Small Business Advisor - Dealing with the taxman.

Obama tax hike.

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

Guide to Conservative Economics: Spot the Sponger

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

For those who seem to have everything.

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.