Tax Loophole Fan Prints

I heart tax loopholes.

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'I'm dressed as a vat inspector.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"No more stress!"

Small Business Advisor - Dealing with the taxman.

Obama tax hike.

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"You get 12 sick days, 4 personal days and 2 'wardrobe malfunctions'."

'We have special circumstances here Your Honor...Mr. Juttle committed the crime so he could get out of jury duty.'

Guide to Conservative Economics: Spot the Sponger

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

'So many loopholes, so little time.'

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

For those who seem to have everything.

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

"Instead of auditing you, I'd like to buy your tax secrets."