Tax Loophole Sleuth Pillows

'Rumour says he's so rich, he doesn't pay any tax at all!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

"No offence Jon, but..."

The High-Tension Drama of "The Fiscal Cliff"

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Panama Papers Scandal

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

Money laundering.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."