Tax Loophole Sleuth Pillows

'Rumour says he's so rich, he doesn't pay any tax at all!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Panama Papers Scandal

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

Money laundering.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."