Tax Evasion Sleuth Pillows

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Flat tax - equal burden?

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

The High-Tension Drama of "The Fiscal Cliff"

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Panama Papers Scandal

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Nice try, Mr. Willis, but it won't make any difference."

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."