Tax Sleuth Pillows

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

"We're the I.R.S. We don't let bygones be bygones."

"I think we have a situation here -- the auditors closed with 'Ha Ha!'"

Tax Office - Gotcha

North Dakota taxes.

IRS, 'This is the first time I've seen the square root of minus one on a tax return.'

The High-Tension Drama of "The Fiscal Cliff"

"Very rich people exploit system shock!"

My tax preparation software accused me of padding my expenses.

'Your taxes have been reduced, but we've added a 10 paperwork processing surcharge.'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Flat tax - equal burden?

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Have you seen my money?

Panama Papers Scandal

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'