Taxation Detective Pillows

Obama Tax Hike For Wealthy

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

"Nice try, Mr. Willis, but it won't make any difference."

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'If this warning label on cigarettes packets doesn't stop people smoking, nothing will.'

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'