Tax Investigation Pillows

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'I'd like to investigate your tax return.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

The Anti-Agent

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Flat tax - equal burden?

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"True crime meets reality TV"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS Audit Section

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Tax Collector

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Sistine murder

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2