Tax Evasion Detective Pillows

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Flat tax - equal burden?

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Panama Papers Scandal

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

Money laundering.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Nice try, Mr. Willis, but it won't make any difference."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'