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"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

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IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

"We invested everything we had in our marriage."

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

Council tax inspector notes dog kennel: 'Clearly, this property has its own entrance.'

Give up Smoking!

tax rises...

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

Work life balance - "Tonight we're going to read about how Spiderman got the firms quarterly VAT returns in on time."

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

"But if I raise your allowance you'll loose your none tax payer status"

The 'Fiscal cliff' to the rich.

"The price of oil is dropping...so...why has your gas gone up?!"

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.

'It's the way adults keep score.'

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'

'Fun is fun, Fred, but that's downright vicious!'

'That was the fourth wedding cancellation, today...'

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

"We have a lot in common - neither of us pays income tax."

'...plus you owe us $19.95 for the use of the barrel, Mr Mulvey.'

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

'Tax cut! We're getting a tax cut!!'

'I'll never understand parents. First they tell you to be independent, then they run right down to the IRS and declare you a dependent.'

IRS, 'I can grant you an extension, but it's going to COST you.'

'if I didn't know those guys were public servants, I could swear it was the other way around.'