Tax Return Troubadours Pillows

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

Boss

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

I can't believe that when I was young I thought "tax man" must be some sort of superhero!

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

'I.R.S short form.'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

"Could I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax."

Uncle Sam.

'One day, this plant will have roots strong enough to lift up the rock. So, calm down and be patient.' (Sign reads 'Will work for food')

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

"Post traumatic 'Below cost basis' syndrome - it's a common affliction of investors."

'I'm afraid your £20,000 fine for employing an illegal worker isn't a legit taxable expense.'

45% of my bonus goes to taxes.

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'if I didn't know those guys were public servants, I could swear it was the other way around.'

IRS, 'Well, don't just sit there -- Go out and earn some more money!'

'The 22% tax I understand, but who gets the other 78%?'

"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

Dear Sir, We have misused all of the money that you sent us and we need you to send us more. Thank you, Internal Revenue

Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.

'I know that it's hard, Fred, but we all have to give our first Tax Rebate sometime. . .'

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

'I'd like the short form instead.'

'You've done this before.'

New simple easy-to-use tax forms...

'I'm writing an insomniacs guide to beating the IRS.'

HM Inspector of Taxes - Please help yourself to tissues.

We Didn't Get a Full Year of Government This Year. Why Should We Pay a Full Year of Taxes?

"Do you think I could claim depreciation on my worn out hip?"

Desperately short on agents, the IRS has turned to the use of remote-controlled drones...