Taxation Troubadour Pillows

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Rich react to higher taxes.

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Tax confusion.

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?