Taxation Troubadour Pillows

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

Rich react to higher taxes.

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

Tax confusion.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

'Did you get that little problem with the Tax Department sorted out, Dear?

'So...to make a long-story short...In order to make up lost revenue from the tax cut, we'll need to raise taxes.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?