Tax Tormentor Pillows

45% of my bonus goes to taxes

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

IRS tax instructions.

"This is not good at all!"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Tax grab.

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

Rich react to higher taxes.

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

tax rises...

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'I've been paying taxes for 63 years, and I still don't have the hang of it.'

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."

Dangerous tax audits.

IRS No more waterboarding at audits.

He keeps us humble.

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.