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45% of my bonus goes to taxes

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

IRS tax instructions.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"This is not good at all!"

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Tax grab.

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

Rich react to higher taxes.

tax rises...

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'Albert, it was just a nightmare! Believe me, there's no taxman-monster under the bed!'

'I've been paying taxes for 63 years, and I still don't have the hang of it.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

'That was devious and despicable... keep up the good work.'

'We'll have one long form, one short form, and one just-right form.'

"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

He keeps us humble.

Room 101 Tax Inspection

IRS No more waterboarding at audits.

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

Dangerous tax audits.