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'You pay taxes so I can go to school? Hey, that's where you can save money.'

Room 101 Tax Inspection

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Tax Collector

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Lessee ... I suppose my current income is around ... "

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

There is not much left after deductions and taxes, is there, Rodney?

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Tax...mine...vat.

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

'Sorry, we're open.'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

Crawl

IRS. No, it doesn't make me proud to know that I paid more in taxes than ten major corporations combined.

'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'

'Cold weather doesn't bother me - I just think about April 15th and start to sweat.'

'Be afraid... Be very afraid.'