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"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

"I got my tax bill today...do you know what I paid per acre...? Unbelievable!"

"Our taxes are now more than our mortgage payment."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'Be afraid... Be very afraid.'

Tax...mine...vat.

"When I call your name, step up to station 1 where you will receive a good swift kick. Then proceed to station 2 where you'll be kicked when you're down."

IRS: File Tax Returns Here At Your Own Risk

'He's been unbearable since he took the IRS to court and beat them.'

'Sorry, we're open.'

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"I was feeling small and insignificant...until I remembered what I pay in taxes."

Delaware, the next tax heaven state

Crawl

Someone Suggests We Raise Taxes...

IRS. No, it doesn't make me proud to know that I paid more in taxes than ten major corporations combined.

"...and in this corner - the IRS weighing..."

IRS, 'Your return seems to be in order, Mr. Fergus, so I'll just give your prostate a quick check and let you go.'

'I hate paying income tax!' 'Come on, pay up with a smile.' 'Trouble is, they insist on money!'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Man in cage at tax office

'Internal Revenue Service, Psychiatrist Available.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"I'd go staight to my local office and complain if only I was allowed to claim the taxi fare!"

IRS: Be a patriot! Donate your tax refund to help pay for the latest government bail outs!

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

The IRS emptied my pouch.