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IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Tax Collector

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

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'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.