Tax Season Warriors Pillows

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Tax Collector

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

buck stops here-taxes...mine