Tax Warriors Pillows

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

"I fear the IRS doesn't share your view that tall men should pay more taxes."

IRS, 'Try to be a little more prompt with your return next year, sir -- We almost ran out of welfare money!'

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

U of Debt

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Tax Collector

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Little Taxes.

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Rich react to higher taxes.

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

buck stops here-taxes...mine

The Children Are Our Future!

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."