Tax Warriors Prints

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

"I fear the IRS doesn't share your view that tall men should pay more taxes."

IRS, 'Try to be a little more prompt with your return next year, sir -- We almost ran out of welfare money!'

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

U of Debt

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Tax Collector

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

Little Taxes.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"It's not the Royal Navy who'll be the death of us, it's the damned capital gains taxes."

Rich react to higher taxes.

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'