Tax Return Warrior Prints

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'The dramatics won't help Mr. Smith - we all have to pay it...'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

Tax Collector

IRS. April 15th is the deadlie for filing your return, not a "best if used by" date.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"We invested everything we had in our marriage."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

"Oh boy, am I never glad to see you."

buck stops here-taxes...mine

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

View my Tax Return $15

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Tax...mine...vat.

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

'Sorry, we're open.'

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!

'if I didn't know those guys were public servants, I could swear it was the other way around.'

'We have a problem!'

IRS. No, it doesn't make me proud to know that I paid more in taxes than ten major corporations combined.

Crawl

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."