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"In the middle of filing your income tax electronically, there was a power failure?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Tax Collector

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

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The Red-Light Accounting District

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

'Earn it...and they will come.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

'Your money? — does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?

"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."

"You're lucky. We've bagged our limit for this tax season."

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"Since I never actually go to the gym, can I deduct the membership fees as a charitable contribution?"

Tax man presenting a gift.

"Once tax season is over, you can go back to being the only child."