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"E. R., ACME Accounting: 11:57 P.M., April 14th"

Rebates 'R' Us - 1,000 Accountants Under One Roof

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Tax Collector

IRS tax instructions.

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'This is great fiction! My cousin, an agent in Hollywood, may be able to sell book and movie rights.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Rhinestone Accountant

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"They taxed my tax refund."

Super Six

'Trick or treat?'

IRS 'No U Turns'

IRS - 87 Days without a refund.

"Don't forget to say thank you, Malcolm."

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

'C'mon in! I LOVE storytime!'

'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'

'Cold weather doesn't bother me - I just think about April 15th and start to sweat.'

"It's simple, but it works for us!"

File, Henry, before the mob arrives.