Tax Time Hero T-Shirts

"E. R., ACME Accounting: 11:57 P.M., April 14th"

Rebates 'R' Us - 1,000 Accountants Under One Roof

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Tax Collector

IRS tax instructions.

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'This is great fiction! My cousin, an agent in Hollywood, may be able to sell book and movie rights.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Rhinestone Accountant

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

'C'mon in! I LOVE storytime!'

'Trick or treat?'

Super Six

IRS 'No U Turns'

IRS - 87 Days without a refund.

"Don't forget to say thank you, Malcolm."

'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'

'Cold weather doesn't bother me - I just think about April 15th and start to sweat.'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

"It's simple, but it works for us!"

IRS, 'Don't forget -- your first payment on that barrel is due in 30 days.'