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IRS No more waterboarding at audits.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Tax Collector

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

The Red-Light Accounting District

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'Why I'm not my cheery self? It's tax-time...'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

IRS: I Survived the Audit.