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'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Little Taxes.

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the T V licence people...'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

'First the good news - we don't have to pay any corporate taxes this year.'

"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."

"Let's make a deal. . . I won't audit you in exchange for a discount on one of your Warhols."

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

News and Magazines. Tax code changes. I don't care anymore whether I pay more taxes or less taxes, as long as I don't have to understand it.

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

IRS No more waterboarding at audits.

'I would donate to your charity, but it could draw the governments attention to me.'

Infernal Revenue Service

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

'What other options do I have besides Chapter 11 and Tibet?'

Duty Free Closed to Public

"Not only must I succeed, ... others must also pay my taxes."

'Thanks again...and it was a real pleasure turning you over to the IRS.'

"In my day we didn't use parachutes."

'M'Lud, the fourth defendant is unable to be with us, but I have his testimony from Rio de Janeiro...'

We are now at the tipping point regarding the national debt. Tips welcome!

'I don't mind being here. I was due at the Revenue's Enquiry Branch tomorrow.'