Tax Conqueror T-Shirts

IRS tax instructions.

'What do you suggest for someone who took the IRS to court and won?'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

Budget reaction.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."