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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."

'Is robbing Peter to pay Paul like using your Mastercard to pay Visa?'

'I should be able to pay off most of my student loans.'

'There was a long tunnel with a bright light at the end beckoning me. It was wonderful. I've never felt so debt-free.'

'We're back from bankruptcy, Herbert. Doesn't it make you want to open the window and shout for joy?'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"It was the least the bank could do - after forcing has to cut off her credit cards."

'Amazing! My fortune is that someday very soon I will pay off my student loans.'

The credit card trap

"I've just had mine repossessed..."

"No, I can't retire yet. I'm still paying off my student loans."

Debt is a tax with interest added on.

"My accountant says I'm going through the five stages of denial about my financial situation."

Graduated First In My Class In Student Loan Debt.

In the red

"Now that I've paid off my student loans, I'd like to work on a retirement plan."

"Will you be passing on the cut in the Bank of England base rate?"

ACME LOAN COMPANY, 'YOU ONLY GO AROUND ONCE!'

'I think we'll be out of the woods as soon as we fell a few redwoods.'

'Any chance of a bailout?'

Before I consolidate my credit cards, can I pay your fee on this card?

Graduate is handed a bill with her degree certificate.

'Yes, I'm already in debt, but not HOPELESSLY in debt.'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Feb. 28. Even in February

Just Paid Off Our Mortgage

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

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