Debt Dominator T-Shirts

"I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Dust Bunny

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'I can dream, can't I?'

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

Student Debt

In the red

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Buy now... pay later

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Computer He-male (email).

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"