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'Maybe we can borrow some money from China.'

Big City Bank Loan manager

Businessman trips over credit

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why am I running?

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

Agency Moody's comments

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

CEO's office in a safe.