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'Maybe we can borrow some money from China.'

Big City Bank Loan manager

Businessman trips over credit

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Agency Moody's comments

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

In the red

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'