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"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

The trim reaper

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

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'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

For sale - Used only Once.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

In the red

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Computer Gamers.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

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'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

fortune teller and credit card.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!