Credit Card Conqueror Pillows

I'm unpoor! You're what? You're looking at an employed man. After seven years of unemployment, I just got a job at Walmart. It pays slightly more than minimum wage. Congrats. The first thing I'm going to do with my new-found wealth is buy a new pair of undies. I haven't bought a new pair of undies since 2007. The second thing I'll do is pay down the interest on the principal on one of my credit cards. America is back, baby!

"What do you get indeed sir. Another day older and deeper in debt is what you get."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

The trim reaper

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

For sale - Used only Once.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

In the red

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

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'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Computer Gamers.

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

fortune teller and credit card.