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"I graduated magna cum student loan, so I'll need a big starting salary."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Fries and kids

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

A collective sigh of relief.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

In the red

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

Student Debt

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Psychiatry. Why do you feel you're living on borrowed time? Because time is money!

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Buy now... pay later

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'