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'You must come over tonight, we're burning the children's school books.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

U of Debt

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

One way only.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Student Debt

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Let's run it through legal.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"