Debt Crusader Gifts

'You must come over tonight, we're burning the children's school books.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

U of Debt

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

One way only.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Student Debt

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'Let's run it through legal.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.