"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"
Crisis Crusader Gifts
Looking for a gift that recognizes the resilience and quick thinking of the crisis crusader? Our collection of humorous and thoughtful items is designed for anyone who faces challenges head-on with a smile. Whether they’re managing emergencies or navigating tough situations, these gifts celebrate their hardy spirit and can-do attitude. Ideal for friends, colleagues, or loved ones who are always ready to step up when it counts.
"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
Two Players both holding the same cue.
One way only.
Vaccine Defeating The Virus
"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."
'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'
Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.
Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.
"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"
Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.
Super-Mario Draghi
Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.
Omicron
"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."
"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."
'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'
'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'
'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'
Poor man and rich man
'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'
'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'
Net Zero Superstitions
"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"
"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."
"The dollar is falling!"
Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.
Hourglass earth - time running out
'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'
Climate Change Denier's Playbook
'We lost funding.'
Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....
Crisis Crusader Gifts Collection
Crisis Crusader Mugs
Explore our collection of crisis crusader mugs—ideal for daily motivation and a humorous reminder of their heroic spirit.
Crisis Crusader Pillows
See our crisis crusader pillows—great for adding a touch of humor and resilience to any space.
Crisis Crusader Prints
Browse our crisis crusader prints—ideal for inspiring the hero in your life with wit and determination.
Crisis Crusader T-Shirts
Check out our crisis crusader t-shirts—perfect for showcasing their courageous and humorous personality.